Hector: My career has come to an ignominious end.
Valdosta: Say it isn't so!
Hector: It's so! My last patient was a simple appendectomy...
Narration: It was an operation I could have done in my sleep. She was so young, so fragile, so trusting...
Valdosta: Oh man, she sounds hot! Please give me her phone number... c'mon buddy.
Hector: I was high on PCP.