Action: Hector and his pretty date, Lucinda, sit at the local Cafe.
We've been on seven dates so far, and I have to ask: Why are you so afraid to get in bed with me?
To be honest... I have a sequela - an embarrassing condition that arose after a yeast infection...
...And I'm afraid you'll think I'm ugly when you see me... down there.
Oh Lucinda, I think you're beautiful no matter what! Let's fuck.
Here I am, baby!
Action: Lucinda stands before Hector in the bedroom, bottomless. Her vagina is lined with slavering, sharp teeth (vagina dentata).
Oh sweet Jesus