Action: Hector and Valdosta lie in their sleeping bags, inside a closed tent.
Great idea to go camping in the Catskills, Valdosta! We can just talk like old friends, in a tent, and away from our stresses.
I hope you'll excuse my logorrhea tonight, old friend, but I have so much to tell you about-
Action: There is a Grrr sound from outside.
Wait - What's that noise?
Action: Two black bears pokes their heads into the tent.
Action: The bears enter the tent, and they rape Hector and Valdosta, doggie style.
Action: Afterward, we see Hector and Valdosta lying in their sleeping bags, eyes wide open and staring at the ceiling.
I hate camping.