Celeste: Wotcher, Wortle! What are you doing?
Wortle: I know it's very early, but I wanted to write a letter to Santa.
Celeste: That's a cool idea! What are you asking for?
Wortle: Oh, I'd really rather not say.
Narration: We see a close up of the letter that Wortle is writing. It says: Dear Santa, Please don't let my friends die this year. Respectfully and exigently, Wortle Harlani.
Action: We see Santa on the North Pole, leering at Wortle's letter while setting it aflame with a lighter.
Santa: Denied.