Action: Mike is on the phone with Rabbit.
One "Pizza of the Damned," coming right up!
Great, I am getting pretty hungry.
Action: Mike enters a futuristic booth, labeled Time Machine 2000. The destination is set for 5 years in future.
Narration: 5 years in the future...
Action: Rabbit stands outside, in front of his mailbox.
Ah, "House Guest," starring Sinbad. Thanks Netflix! Tonight I shall wallow in the sybaritic splendor of home cinema.
Action: Mike appears out of nowhere, and brutally stabs Rabbit with a knife.
Action: Mike chops up Rabbit with a meat cleaver. We see a recipe book on the butcher counter, "Hare Sausage."
Narration: Back to the "present"
Here is your pizza sir!
Mmm... the sausage smells awesome!