Celeste: Mommy, what is that horrid effluvium I smell?
Petra: Well Celeste, it looks as if daddy shot himself in the head and then defecated in his pants.
Action: Celeste looks despairingly at the gun with which her daddy shot himself. Suddenly, an idea strikes her.
Action: Celeste holds the gun to her own head.
Celeste: Look mommy, I wanna shoot my head too!