Hector: Wow, this PCP is the smack! The walls are covered with sweating ants; the curtains are breathing!
Valdosta: Rock!
Action: A murderous looking bear brandishing a dagger approaches Hector. Celete's voice speaks from the bear's mouth...
Celeste: Daddy, what are you doing with that syringe?
Hector: Now there is a Murder Bear perambulating in my den!
Action: Hector, delirious, chases after Celeste with a baseball bat.