Hector, stop rubbing against me! That's gross - and I'm trying to sleep.
Shhh honey - just go back to sleep.
What is that noise? Is that the crepitant sound of a condom wrapper opening? Are you planning to try something on me in my sleep?!? I'm turning on the light!
No honey - wait!
Action: The light turns on to reveal Petra in bed, alongside a very naked Craisin. His erect penis is wrapped in a condom.
What the - where's my husband?!?
I don't know! Your door was unlocked!