Valdosta: In honor of Free Comic Book Day, I decided to try my hand at cartooning. What do you think?
Cartoon Cat: I would sure hate for that rocking chair to get my tail! Meow.
Action: Hector angrily crumples up Valdosta's comic and waves his fists.
Hector: That's the most racist, stereotypical cartoon I've ever seen!! Grrr! Mraarghh!!
Action: Valdosta sits alone at his desk, his face beaten in and his eye bruised.
Valdosta: Three days of unceasing PCP usage is never auspicious for one's temperament.