Narration: Hector takes a job as a washroom attendant.
Action: Hector stands in a washroom, towel draped over his arm. A turtle uses the sink.
Hector: Please sir, let me dry your hands!
Action: Hector leans forward with a towel, but blood gushes forth from his stump of a hand onto the hapless turtle.
Hector: Oh sir, I do apologize for the surfeit of blood emitting from my hand socket.