Petra: I'm not happy that you invited Valdosta to dinner. He's duplicitous and I don't like him.
Hector: But Petra, he's my oldest friend... there's the door.
Valdosta: Hector buddy, thanks for inviting me to dinner! Mmm... something smells delicious. Petra, baby, what scrumptious repast have you cooked tonight?
Action: Petra carries out a dinner tray holding a dead, bisected mouse, served with garnish.
Petra: Mice, motherfucker.