Ah, the agrestic tranquility of Central Park. Now this is a wholesome father-daughter outing!
What is that squirrel doing?
Action: A seedy looking squirrel sits in a tree, his back turned, and leers at Celeste while obviously masturbating.
I think maybe this park is not so wholesome after all. Let's get some ice cream, Celeste.
Action: Hector and Celeste stand outside an ice cream shop, holding cones. Celeste's cone is dripping a bit.
OK, this is more like it!
I gave my ice cream to Mr. Squirrel. He wanted to give me a special butterscotch topping!