I've got a hot date tonight buddy, but I'm a little nervous about giving a good first impression.
Well, I can tell you from experience that the ladies love the frisson of a romantic surprise.
Narration: That night...
Action: Daisy wanders hesitatingly into a dark room.
Um... Valdosta? You asked me to meet you at this address? Are you there?
Action: Valdosta appears out of the shadows, illuminating his face with a flashlight while shooting a pistol into the air. Blam! Daisy starts and drops her flowers.