Fusillade - The Remonstrance comic for 2007-10-29. Word of the day: fusillade
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Panel 1
Daisy: So Val, what hobbies do you have beside boiling chicken legs and blending red wines from bodily fluids?

Panel 2
Valdosta: Believe it or not, I'm a bit of an urban poet. Would you like me to read a rap song I wrote for you?
Daisy: Wow, that's like so romantic!

Panel 3
Valdosta: I was seeing this damn ho but her tits she wouldn't show even after our first date so I whipped out my glock and shot a fusillade in her face! I shot her in the face with a fusillade I shot her in the face with a fusillade!

Panel 4
Valdosta: So what do you think, my darling?
Daisy: It could use more metaphor.

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