So Val, what hobbies do you have beside boiling chicken legs and blending red wines from bodily fluids?
Believe it or not, I'm a bit of an urban poet. Would you like me to read a rap song I wrote for you?
Wow, that's like so romantic!
I was seeing this damn ho
but her tits she wouldn't show
even after our first date
so I whipped out my glock
and shot a fusillade in her face!
I shot her in the face with a fusillade
I shot her in the face with a fusillade!
So what do you think, my darling?
It could use more metaphor.