Action: Hector and Petra lie naked together in bed, positioned missionary style.
Hector, I need you to last for more than a minute here. How about you think about baseball or something?
Baseball, eh? OK...
OK, it's the bottom of the sixth, and Juan Pierre is behind in the count, with a man in scoring position. Schilling throws a blistering slider with a wicked topspin. Pierre, ranked 4th in the majors against right handed pitchers, connects hard... yes! He drives the ball straight into the bleachers, yes, Yes! Yes!
Home run!!! Unghh!!!
Action: Hector comes, spraying a glorious and resplendent rainbow colored fountain.
Let me redact my baseball suggestion.