Lortle: Father, I am enrolling Wortle in your school, because I feel the public education system isn't challenging him.
The Dark Priest: You have made a wise choice, sir. At Manhattan Catholic Elementary, we will subject your delectable spawn to back-breaking, Sisyphean academic trials and unrelenting moral discipline.
The Dark Priest: Yes, yes... you might say that one of my specialties is disciplining nubile young boys.
Lortle: Hoot! Sounds great, eh Wortle?