Petra: Why are you such an indolent layabout?
Hector: I'm a what-now?
Petra: Hector, get a job!
Hector: Woman, I've been applying everywhere.
Action: Hector stands before an eagle at a desk, in a law firm office.
Legal Eddie: So, um, what qualifications do you think you have to join our law firm?
Hector: I *really* enjoy carrying briefcases.