Action: Ms. Terrorbird walks through the city at night.
Ms. Terrorbird: Probo wants me to deliver the "good" news to Hector in person. I must expostulate with him against wasting my time like this.
Ms. Terrorbird: Hm... no one's answering. Well the door is unlocked...
Action: Ms. Terrorbird stands in front of the Longaramus' apartment. The front door is ajar.
Action: Ms. Terrorbird burts into Celeste's room, where she belatedly sees Hector hanging by a noose from the ceiling.
Ms. Terrorbird: Hey loser, are you in he- oh my goodness!
Ms. Terrorbird: Well now that I'm here, I've always wondered...
Narration: Soon...
Action: Hector's pants now rest around his ankles. His cock is immensely long and rigid as he hangs, motionless, from his noose.
Ms. Terrorbird: Aha, it is true about dead men!