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Probo Drosophilus: Hector, we've been receiving harsh animadversions from our retailers. You've created a totally disgusting ad campaign!
Hector: But Mr. Drosophilus I did the best I could!
Hector: How else could I market a video game called Turd Burglar?
Narration: We see a video game ad depicting a burglar holding a fork, watching a toilet hungrily. "Now at Lo-Mart: Live vicariously as the ever hungry burglar! Graphics! Unreal Engines! 16 bit sound! Modem!"
Probo Drosophilus: What?! Our game is called Cat Burglar, and it has nothing to do with eating feces! Have you even played the game? Were you on drugs when I gave you this assignment?!
Action: Hector looks miserable and guilty.
Action: Zoom in to an impressionistic head shot of Hector, a tear dripping down his somber face. The background is dark and murky.
Action: Zoom out to the full vignette: Hector, the tear still dripping down his expressionless face, hangs from the ceiling by a noose around his neck. He has obviously committed suicide in his daughter's bedroom. Celeste snoozes peacefully in the background.