What are you doing here, you home-wrecking, husband fellating Jezebel!
Stop your whinging, four eyes. I'm here to bring good news.
Hector, apparently your idiotic "Turd Burglar" ad campaign is working. There is a whole demographic of messed up people lined up to buy that disturbing video game.
We have our programmers working full time converting the existing "Cat Burglar" game to your disgusting version. This will be our biggest seller yet!
Wow - Petra... I don't suppose you'd want to celebrate with dinner and some wine?
Action: Petra stands, fists clenched, steaming with anger.
Action: Ms. Terrorbird and Hector are still standing in the kitchen, but Petra is gone. Hector has a knife in his neck and a black eye. Ms. Terrorbird has a fork stuck in her eye.
You are an idiot.