Valdosta: (on phone) So let me get this straight, Mike... You have the world's sole functioning time machine... and you only use it to power a horrible pizza business?
Mike: (on phone) I don't only use it for my innovative business, Valdosta... I also use it to get in touch with my younger self, to whom I impart my adult wisdom, and from whom I receive a salutary infusion of childlike energy and curiosity.
Action: The camera zooms out to reveal a young Mike kneeling in front of adult Mike, presumably performing fellatio on the elder.
Mike: (on phone) Yes, we've been learning a lot from each other!