Action: Probo Drosophilus stands outside the bathroom stalls.
Probo Drosophilus: Filchman, can you get that report to me by nine?
Filchman Cod: What? Can't I get some privacy here?
Action: Filchman Cod flushes the toilet behind the stall door.
Probo Drosophilus: Say, how does a fish use the bathroom anyway?
Action: Filchman and Probo stand in front of the sinks in the bathroom.
Filchman Cod: I eject concentrated streams of ammonia from my cloaca.
Action: Filchman drops his trousers and sends a stream of fish piss sloppily onto Probo's face.
Filchman Cod: There's your god damned report!