Craisin: Can you help me pick out flowers for my new girlfriend?
Daisy: Certainly!
Daisy: It's important to match a girl's personality to her flowers. What are her hobbies?
Craisin: Her hobby is to sit in stoic silence, perfectly immobile for hours, in a dark, tenebrous closet, as she awaits my return home.
Daisy: I recommend daisies!