Valdosta: Without a job, how will you continue paying the usurious mortgage on your Park Avenue apartment?
Hector: I've got it!
Narration: Two hours later...
Action: Hector, disheveled and beaten up, stands on the sidewalk holding a scalpel. Beside him is a homemade sign reading: The "Doc" is in! Eye exam $5, Appendectomy $10, Tumors $20
Craisin: Can you make my penis 3 feet long?
Hector: Absolutely!