Action: Mike towers over an exceedingly cute, wide-eyed kitten.
Mike: Aw, will you stop looking at me like that?
Mike: You're just too cute! You are making this prodigiously difficult for me, you know.
Action: Camera pans back to show the cute kitten's bust is on a dinner plate. Mike sits at the table with a knife and fork.
Mike: That does it, dinner is ruined!