Action: Phone rings. Mike, seated at his kitten dinner, answers it.
Mike: Hello? Hey Hector!
Hector: Hey Mike, what're you up to? Oh yeah? Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but I could use some commiseration from a friend.
Hector: I just lost my job today. I feel so hopeless, so lost!
Mike: You want some cheering up bro? The Gators just won the SEC title, BOO-YAH!!!
Mike: Go Gators! Dominating the new millenium! Go Gators! Go Gators! GO GATORS! GO GATORS GO GATORS GO GATORS! GO GATORS!!!!!