Ho Ho Ho! Next on the list is Mike. Oh dear... Mike has been a *very* naughty boy!
Mike has been a *very* slot fried boy!
Mike has grass seen buried simper toy!
Action: Camera zooms out to show that Santa is tied to a chair and his head has been cut open. Mike is eating Santa's brain out of his skull with a spoon.
Santa, could you please keep down your maundering? I'm trying to eat here!
White gas window spleen blot sky beans!