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Narration: Do Video Games Affect Children After Their Formative Years? A Case Study by Valdosta Filkollins
Narration: Santonio, Valentine's Day, 2010
Action: We see young Santonio sitting in front of a glowing TV, holding a video game controller.
Santonio: Die Zombie! Now with my shotgun I will turn your face into my personal Abaddon and skullfuck your neck hole!
Narration: Santonio, Valentine's Day, 2030
Action: Now we see Santonio, grey haired and slouching, sitting at a restaurant table across from his pretty date.
Santonio: I've had a lovely time on our date tonight, my dear! Thank you!
Narration: Santonio, Valentine's Day, 2010
Santonio: Miscegenetic zombie, I've had a lovely time murdering your ass. Thank you!
Narration: Santonio, Valentine's Day, 2030
Santonio: Now I'm going to shit on your chest, masturbate on your god damned face, and turn your soul into my personal Abaddon while I skullfuck your eye hole.