Petra's New Boyfriend, As Imagined By Hector - The Remonstrance comic for 2010-03-01. Word of the day: noisome
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Panel 1
Action: Hector and Valdosta sit at a bar. Hector looks angry.
Hector: I just talked to Petra today. Apparently, she's seeing some new guy. God, I can just see them having disgusting, noisome sex together...

Panel 2
Action: Hector imagines a lecherous, cigar smoking octopus having sex with Petra, doggy style, his tentacles wrapping lewdly around her.

Panel 3
Action: Hector sees Petra and the octopus having sex in his mind - his vision turns red with rage and focuses on the octopus's perverted eyes.

Panel 4
Hector: I'm gonna kill that son of a-
Valdosta: So, um... why do you imagine her boyfriend as a leering cephalopod?

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