Craisin and Valdosta Work on Their Tans - The Remonstrance comic for 2010-03-31. Word of the day: revanchist
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Panel 1
Action: Valdosta and Craisin both lie on the beach. It is a beautiful, sunny day. Valdosta wears sunglasses and they both wear swimming trunks.
Valdosta: Craisin, I'm worried about Hector. He has never gotten over the failure of his marriage and the loss of his daughter.
Craisin: Criminy! My top is getting tanned, but my privates will still be pale with these trunks on.

Panel 2
Valdosta: My friend sulks all day, furtive and withdrawn.
Craisin: I hope Valdosta doesn't mind if I take off my pants... Naw, he won't care.

Panel 3
Valdosta: Indeed I suspect he performs dark, vengeful acts in the night, much like a revanchist United States after 9/11.
Action: Craisin has removed his swimming trunks, revealing his large, pale penis and testicles.
Craisin: Ah, this feels much better!

Panel 4
Valdosta: As a friend, how can I console a proud man who has lost it all?
Craisin: Penis tan, here I come! Oh wait... oh no... I'm getting hard!
Action: Craisin's penis gradually grows erect.

Panel 5
Action: At this point, Craisin's penis has grown fully huge and erect.
Valdosta: Jesus Christ, no.

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