Action: Betty-Jo, obese and unsanitary, belching and huffing, rides her Rascal scooter toward the street corner. Hector is standing in the foreground.
Action: Betty-Jo bumps into Hector with her scooter.
Hey, watch where you're-
Action: Hector turns around and sees how pitiful Betty-Jo looks, with drool dribbling down her chin, and with her gobs of fat overflowing her beleaguered Rascal scooter.
Action: Hector feels sorry for Betty-Jo and looks contrite.
Oh hey, I'm so sorry. Let me get out of your way ma'am, and please let me give you the rest of my donut.
My life ain't no ad misericordiam! This ain't no ad misericordiam!