Ugh, why is there blood everywhere?
Hector, you shot yourself in the head! We thought you were dead.
I don't remember any of that Petra! But I'm alive... I must have extirpated what we doctors call the "non-important" parts of my brain.
Oooh... but my head hurts worse and worse. The bleeding!
Luckily I brought home a Nazi dolphin - He eats blood.
Action: Nazi Dolphin pops up and eagerly catches Hector's spurting blood in his opened beak.