Valdosta: I worry that throughout Hector's olio of tragedy and pathos, I have not given the appearance of support.
Craisin: Is Valdosta hitting on me??
Valdosta: Craisin, I respect your opinion. What do you think I should do?
Craisin: He's totally hitting on me! Oh, my skin is atwitter.
Action: Craisin stands with his penis hanging out in full view, his eyes squeezed shut in resignation.
Craisin: OK, OK! Just don't leave any scratch marks.
Valdosta: !