Mike: I have to get going. People who are moving across the country hire me to transport their pets.
Lola: What?!
Lola: But Mike, how? You are insouciantly cruel to animals, and you can't even drive!
Mike: Oh, it all works out.
Action: Scene changes to a car. Mike sits in the passenger seat, pointing a gun at a frightened kitten who sits in the driver's seat and holds the steering wheel.
Mike: We have two days to get to St. Louis. Now drive.