Mother of Craisin: Craisin, are you watching that baseball rubbish again? I can't understand how you can waste your time..
Mother of Craisin: watching these overgrown luddites throwing balls at each other and pointlessly running around bases. Ugh!
Action: Cut to Craisin watching TV. On the screen is a monkey and a hammer descending upon its hapless head.
Craisin: But mom... I'm watching "Faces of Death."