I hope you like the syringe hand I built to replace the discomfiting lacuna that existed below your wrist.
Cool! I feel like Edward Scissorhands, but more awesome... Let me give this thing a spin with some Grade A Bengali PCP.
Um, hold on there buddy...
You'll want to switch out that needle first. It's just a prototype I stole from my junkie roomate. Heh, you just gave yourself hepatitis C.
Action: Hector, in the process of injecting himself, starts and looks upset.
Action: Hector lunges with his syringe hand and stabs Valdosta in the eye.
Now you've got the "C"!