Hector: Have you ever tried to spell "Nietzsche"? It's really pretty hard.
Valdosta: Yeah buddy, I know what you m- OMIGOD orcs!
Action: Two orcs threaten a young woman on the street.
Orc: Abnegate thy purse of coin, wench!
Hector: Man... we should help her.
Valdosta: Hector, my heart agrees with you...
Valdosta: But sadly, the payoff matrix in game theory dictates that it would be an irrational strategy profile for this asymmetric scenario.