Hector: Orcs in Manhattan! We must save that lady from their clutches. But how?
Valdosta: You could try distracting them.
Hector: HEY! What's the deal with orcs and effete sweater vests?!
Action: The two orc thugs mercilessly beat Hector. Valdosta runs away.
Orc: They are not effete! They are metrosexual.