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Father of Wortle: Son, I heard that you won a pottery merit badge in Boy Scouts. You know, your mom is so proud of you!
Wortle: Dad, mom has been dead for six years.
Father of Wortle: No! No she's not! Don't you ever say that again! Don't you ever, ever!!!
Action: Wortle's father looms menacingly over his son, swinging a coiled belt. His eyes glow red, and he is obviously angry.
Father of Wortle: You callous, unfeeling pococurante! She's not... I'm going to... HOOT! HOOT!
Wortle: No father, not the belt!