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Wortle: Father, the boys at school are making fun of my lack of pants. I must buy a pair of baggy trousers if I am to fit in!
Father of Wortle: My boy, I know kids can be cruel. Fear not, for I will go to the city's best sartorial establishment and purchase the finest, most baggiest pair of pants money can buy! Hoot!
Narration: The next day...
Action: Wortle stands before his badass peers. They are smoking cigarettes and standing around in big, baggy pants. Wortle is wearing a ridiculous giant pair of pants festooned with moons, stars, and dollar signs, held up with bright red suspenders.
Wortle: Good morning homeboys! What thinkest you of my bitchin' new threads?