Action: Craisin's mom holds a giant pink dildo and scolds her son.
Mother of Craisin: Craisin, I found this in your bedroom. What on God's green earth could this thing be?!?
Craisin: Um... err... why, that is actually a rare flower - I was going to bestow it to you as a lagniappe for being such a great mom!
Narration: Later...
Action: Craisin's mom is dressed up and wearing the giant dildo on her head.
Mother of Craisin: I put your nice flower in my church bonnet. Let's go to Sunday service!
Craisin: I would like to skip church today.