Action: Mike talks to Hector on the phone. He looks upset.
Mike: That trollop Lola just dumped me, because of some stupid family thing. Hector my friend, I never knew I could get so depressed over a chick!
Hector: Isn't Lola a cat? You were dating a cat? You are a sick bastard, Mike!
Mike: Sick bastard?! You will rue the day you called me that, Hector. I eat punks like you for breakfast!
Hector: I'm sure he meant that figuratively.