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Valdosta: Greetings ma'am - my car broke down outside your house. May I come in and use your phone?
Janice: I... I don't feel comfortable with that.
Valdosta: Pshaw! I am a man of unbending probity, and I promise you I have no knife on my person, nor any intention of rape or plunder.
Janice: Please leave!
Action: Valdosta inserts himself in between the door and Janice, and he tries to keep the door open, while she, obviously scared, tries to pull it shut.
Valdosta: Come on, let me in! Umph, stop trying to close the door!
Janice: Stop! Help!
Action: Valdosta has managed to force his way through the door. He stands in the foyer, while Janice sits on the ground, having been knocked down.
Valdosta: So... now that I have your attention, let me tell you about the Amway business opportunity and how it can make you rich.