Valdosta's Persuasive Sales Pitch to Janice - The Remonstrance comic for 2008-07-07. Word of the day: explicate
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Panel 1
Janice: So why on earth would I need to buy 6 gallons of concentrated dish soap?
Valdosta: No, no, Janice. Think smarter, not harder!

Panel 2
Valdosta: You don't join Amway solely for the bulk household cleaning products, you join because of all the money you can make getting other people to join!
Janice: I don't get it.

Panel 3
Valdosta: Let me explicate. "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Panel 4
Janice: Are you threatening to rape me if I don't join?
Valdosta: Well yes.

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