Action: Valdosta speaks to Hector on his cell phone.
Valdosta: Hector, I'm making a killing selling Amway here in Florida. You've got to fly down and join me! This state is full of suckers.
Hector: But Valdosta, isn't Amway basically a pyramid scam?
Valdosta: Absolutely.
Hector: Then how can you live with yourself, taking advantage of innocent people?
Valdosta: Easy...
Action: Valdosta holds up a glass jar which holds a terrified, tiny version of himself within.
Valdosta: I store my conscience in a homunculus, which is safely ensconced within a pickle jar.