Action: Mike squats before a bathtub filled with red liquid and gives Valdosta his sales pitch.
Mike: Let me tell you about my next business idea. It is called 'Bloodbath: For Ladies'.
Mike: Did you know that taking a bath in a warm cuvee of animal blood can refresh and rejuvenate one's skin? Did you know that I can supply this miracle tonic for a mere $1 per gallon?
Valdosta: Ah Mike, you are a little too late. Amway already sells 'Body Series: Bathing Blood' concentrate. One box fills 57 bathtubs. Less than 50% frog blood.