Action: Mike continues to demonstrate his disturbing Cat-sicle and Ladies' Bloodbath products. He holds a cat head on a stick with one hand, and his other hand is immersed in a bathtub full of blood.
Mike: As you can see, you can dip the Cat-sicle into the Ladies' Bloodbath, conflating the products into a tasty two-in-one treat.
Valdosta: Gee Mike, I don't know. Your business ideas are thinking outside the box, but...
Action: Lola enters the bathroom unannounced.
Lola: Hi Mike I thought I'd drop by and see if you wanted to get some ice crea... oh my God!
Action: We see Mike, blood dripping from his arms and elbows, holding a blood-drenched cat-sicle in each hand.
Mike: Is it just me, or can you cut the sexual tension here with a knife?