Action: Hector and Valdosta speak to each other over the phone.
Hey buddy, are you still looking for a job?
Yeah, I'm getting sick of begging for change in the washroom.
I decided to pursue my own business scamming people into buying Amway. You should apply for my old sales job at DinornisTech.
But I would be a mere tyro at sales.
Not a problem. I wrote detailed instructions on how to excel at sales on my website. Write down this URL...
Action: Hector sits at his computer desk. On the monitor, we see he has opened the goatse.cx site, in all its horrible, graphic splendor.