Action: Hector and Valdosta speak to each other over the phone.
Valdosta: Hey buddy, are you still looking for a job?
Hector: Yeah, I'm getting sick of begging for change in the washroom.
Valdosta: I decided to pursue my own business scamming people into buying Amway. You should apply for my old sales job at DinornisTech.
Hector: But I would be a mere tyro at sales.
Valdosta: Not a problem. I wrote detailed instructions on how to excel at sales on my website. Write down this URL...
Narration: Later...
Action: Hector sits at his computer desk. On the monitor, we see he has opened the goatse.cx site, in all its horrible, graphic splendor.
Hector: What the-