Action: Hector walks into a room with a big fish sitting on a chair. The fish is wearing a necktie, pants, and a codpiece.
Hector: Um... I'm looking to interview for the sales job at DinornisTech.
Filchman Cod: So am I. I suppose that means I'll be your competition.
Hector: I reckon so. I guess I'll just wait here then. All righty...
Action: Hector sits in the chair next to the fish.
Filchman Cod: Some say that we aquatic chordates cannot compete with you land based mammals in the terrestrial job market. I intend to prove otherwise!
Filchman Cod: With my pleated flesh pants, Snoopy neck tie, and Jethro Tull codpiece, I will show the dry world that this fish can fit in!
Hector: Geez, chill out.