Probo Drosophilus: Welcome to DinornisTech, Hector! This is Ms. Terrorbird, your new secretary.
Ms. Terrorbird: It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Longaramus. Can I get you some coffee?
Hector: Hi Ms. Terrorbird. Wow, a secretary - I've never had one of those!
Probo Drosophilus: She's a real sweetie, and not a bad looker, eh? Eh?
Ms. Terrorbird: Oh you naughty man! *giggle*
Probo Drosophilus: I've got to attend a pancake eating contest, so I'll see you later.
Hector: About that cup of coffee...
Ms. Terrorbird: Get it yourself and keep your concupiscent eyes off my chest, you filthy knuckle dragging pig!